FIRE RANTS!

FIRE RANTS!
Fort Worth Star Telegram, TX - Oct 26, 2005 The Texas horned lizard -- aka the horny toad, the State Reptile -- is now listed as a threatened species, in part because fire ants drive out one of its

Ecosse: In the frame
The Sunday Times, UK - Oct 22, 2005 That kind of photographer buzzed around his subjects like a horny bluebottle, bullying them, harassing them, exhorting them to make love to the camera.

Jossip Juxtaposition: Paris & Nicole headed to horny households
Jossip, NY - Sep 29, 2005 Jodie Foster's Flightplan isn't flying well with flight attendants, who claim their portrayal as rude and unhelpful could do a disservice to airplane

Whoa, Nelly!
Riverfront Times, MO - Oct 26, 2005 all gets rather naughty, when we get backstage/Everybody take a load off, I hope you're underage/Whip out your bologna, you're feeling mighty horny." That, my

Jury clears former Hardin prosecutor in sex-video case
Louisville Courier-Journal, KY - Oct 13, 2005 Conroy told jurors that Stevens talked about French's case on the videotape, at one time referring to himself as "the horny prosecutor.".

Domino defect
Toronto Eye Weekly, Canada - Oct 12, 2005 create alternative forms of erotica based on anarchist politics, queer and feminist fundamentals and a whole other set of ideas about what makes people horny.

Marines, Mud, and an Old Sailor
Voice of San Diego, CA - Oct 18, 2005 more torture. But it wasn't all torture. In one place we had to crawl, just like horny salmon, up a fast moving stream. Then some

Betty's Summer Vacation
Variety (subscription) - Oct 24, 2005 Trudy's mother, Mrs. Seizmagraff (Diana Castle), is exuberant and up for anything, including sex with the ever-horny Buck (Anthony Ames) and inviting in the

Haunted Happenings
SF Weekly, CA - Oct 26, 2005 Hell-O-Ween: Although this SOMA staple hosts a hefty bridge-and-tunnel crowd -- not that it's a bad thing -- this fetish party will attract horny locals as well

Bloodrayne Gets Reviewed
CanMag, CA - Oct 25, 2005 course of this film we have repeatedly pointed out that the only thing we found interesting in this game adaptation was that it starred a horny Kristanna Loken

events/festivals
Philadelphia citypaper.net, PA - Oct 26, 2005 HALLOWEEN MASQUERADE BALL Naughty nymphs, wild witches and lots of horny devils -- get your costumes ready for this sexy Fright Night special. Sat., Oct.

Costume foolery
St. Petersburg Times, FL - 20 hours ago smeared lipstick.". Big sis was contrasting with her "horny devil" outfit. "At Guavaween," she said, "all bets are off.". Back at

FISHING THIS WEEK
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette (subscription), AR - Oct 27, 2005 Largemouth bass are biting well on white or chrome Rat-L-Traps, Zoom Horny Toads, buzz baits and spinnerbaits along the vegetation lines in Little River.

Ebert to look through Morris' 'Gates'
Chicago Sun-Times, United States - Oct 13, 2005 A crash-landing aircraft inventor, a suicidal computer-bashing architect, a horny bribe-hungry bureaucrat and an aspiring railroad magnate all end up in a